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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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Gf- I love you – Desi Jokes

Gf- I love you. Boy- Tell me any diffrant style. Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki – Desi Jokes

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi – Desi Jokes

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai 2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye 3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.

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Height of coolness – Desi Jokes SMS

Height of coolness:2 Guys coming out of theexaminatio n Hall with chips andcoke in hands….1st guy:which paper was it?…2nd guy:I think maths….. .1st guysurpr isingly) you readthe question paper?2nd guy:...

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Bihari boy to a girl – Desi Jokes SMS

Bihari boy to a girl- “PHONE NO DEBU HO..??” Girl-“Tamiz se baat kro.” Boy-“My dear with due respect I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!”

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Sir-“Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped – Desi Jokes SMS

Sir-“Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?” Santa-“Chidiya Bankar.” Sir-“Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!” Santa-“Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!”

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UNKNOWN CALL p Desi Jokes SMS

UNKNOWN CALL- HE:”Do u hv a bf?” SHE:”Yes! Who r u?” HE:”Tera bhai..Ruk kamini gahr aata hu dhulai krne!” ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL- HE”Do u hv a bf?” SHE-“Oh no no! Who r u?” HE-“I m ur bf..Cheat u broke...

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1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya – Desi Jokes SMS

1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya. 1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha, “Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?” Ladka bola,”JI BHABHI JI!”

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